I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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