yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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