As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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