Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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