In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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