Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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