just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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