She announced her abortion via fbk
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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