I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The ass gains better be worth it
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