so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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