you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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