Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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