But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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