I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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