He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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