Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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