So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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