If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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