The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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