wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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