There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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