Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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