Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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