Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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