I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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