I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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