1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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