just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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