Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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