We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
the raccoons are back...
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