I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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