with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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