My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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