Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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