so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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