its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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