I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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