theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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