He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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