sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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