I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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