i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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