Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
