He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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