Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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