So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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