im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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