So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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