i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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