why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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