We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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