Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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