I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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